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WELCOME WEENBAGS AND TUNA TRENCHES !!!!

Its out Motherfuckas! The First new album of Meaty Originals in almost 20 years!

Savage Sagas Vinyl LP on ‘golden shower’ vinyl $20 PP
Comes with free Savage Sagas Bumper Sticker

Savage Sagas Limited Edition Gatefold Vinyl LP on Blood & Cum vinyl $30PP (we only have a limited number of these left to sell)

Comes with Free Savage Sagas Bumper Sticker

Savage Sagas CD in Digi-Pak Gatefold $10 PP

ORDER NOW!!!

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MEATMEN 2014 TOUR DATES ANNOUNCED!!!!!!!

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The Meatmen Tour Dates

NEW T-SHIRTS!!!

CHECK OUT THESE HOT NEW DESIGNS
ON OUR MERCH PAGE!!!

Stephen King is a Meatmen fan!! Who Knew???

“So, our four string slinger, Mr. Danny Dirtbag is out on the road with High on Fire, Goatwhore and Lo-Pan. Fortunately the driver had to take a tinkle in the middle of Vermont, and they ran into Stephen King who quickly called out Dirtbag's hoodie and said, "We're The Meatmen and You Suck!! I own all the records!" So, they snapped a shot to say hello to Tesco!”

THE MEATMEN DE-FACEBOOK

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TESCO TWEETS

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ISBN 978-0979616389
576 stiff pages

Featuring new introductory essays by Tesco Vee, Dave Stimson, Steve Miller, Henry Rollins, Keith Morris, Peter Davis, Henry Owings, Byron Coley, Corey Rusk, John Brannon, and Ian MacKaye.

“I was inspired by how fearless and together Touch and Go were. They were really wild and extremely funny.”—Henry Rollins

“It was really one of the first times anyone outside of Washington really paid us any mind. The fact that Touch and Go took an interest in us really blew us away.”—Ian MacKaye, Minor Threat

Creem may have taught me how to piss, but Touch and Go taught me how to shit. I owe my career to that magazine.”—John Brannon, Negative Approach

IT'S OUT! ALL 576 LOUD FAST PAGES OF THE TOUCH AND GO BOOK ARRIVED AND CAN NOW BE YOURS FOR $29.95 POSTAGE PAID! ORDER NOW!

TOUCH & GO: THE COMPLETE HARDCORE PUNK ZINE 1979-1983 BY TESCO VEE, DAVE STIMSON WITH STEVE MILLER

Touch and Go fanzine was the brainchild of Tesco Vee and Dave Stimson and was launched in Lansing, Michigan, in 1979. Major fanatics of the new punk happenings in the late ’70s, TV and DS set out to chronicle, lambaste, ridicule, and heap praise on all they arbitrarily loved or hated in the music communities in the US and abroad.

In laughably minuscule press runs by today’s standards, T & G was made by guys within the Midwest scene strictly for the edification of scenesters and pals in other cities like DC, Philly, Boston, LA, SF, Chicago, et al. Inspired by magazines such as Slash and Search and Destroy and writers like Claude Bessy and Chris Desjardines, TV and DS pumped out seventeen naughty, irreverent issues together, and TV did another five solo.

Magazines like Forced Exposure and Your Flesh, among others, soon fired up Xerox machines themselves, and the rest is history. So is the legendary independent record label launched from this zine, and so are the bands covered inside: Black Flag, Minor Threat, the Misfits, Negative Approach, the Fix, the Avengers, the Necros, Discharge, Iron Cross, Youth Brigade, Faith, Die Kreuzen, Crucifix, Poison Idea—and all the other punks worth their weight in glorious black and white.


SPECIAL MEATY DEALS!

All CD's $9.99 ea. - All DVD's $11.99 ea. - All posters $9.99 ea. - New T&G and Frued was Wrong t-shirts only $12.99 ea. - POSTAGE PAID - Get them now from our Merchandise page!

THE MEATMEN 'COVER THE EARTH' IS OUT NOW!


The New CD is Officially endorsed by Biff Byford, singer from Saxon!

That's right since my side project 'Jeffrey Dahmer's Poopy Penis' didnt work out I'm releasing first new MEAT Platter in 13 fuckin years and it SHOWED UP ON MY DOORSTEP THIS MORNING!!!. (sorry no vinyl as this puppy clocks in at 1 hour and 4 minutes and double albums are fuckin pricey!)

The Meatmen 'Cover The Earth' is a rockin romp thru the last 40 years of our favorite tunes...and you are seeing the run down here for the first time...24 fuckin songs baby..since we made yall wait we wanted to give you a platter veritablyboiling over with hot , juicy, glistening MEAT! We worked long and hard to get this meat as stiff and jizz laden as it could possibly be!!!

ORDER ONLINE VIA PAYPAL ON OUR MERCH PAGE

or by sending cash, check or money order to:

The Meatmen
Box 26112
Lansing,MI 48909


you want em signed by yours truly just let me know! Thanks to all of you who pre-ordered already - Yours will be out in tomorrow's mail!

Tesco ,Big Dick, Pit Viper and Stinky Penis



Looky here at this lineup of tasty gems!

MEATMAN - Jerry Lee Lewis
BAD REPUTATION - Thin Lizzy
LONER WITH A BONER / I SLEPT IN AN ARCADE - Black Randy & The Metrosquad
I'M A BUG - The Urinals
ME 262 - Blue Oyster Cult
EPITAPH FOR A HEAD - J.D. Blackfoot
HIGHEST POWER - GG Allin
BIG BAD JOHN - Jimmy Dean
FREEWAY MAD - Saxon
SEX MACHINE - Crawling Chaos
DON'T SHAKE ME LUCIFER - Roky Erickson
VIBRATOR - Motorhead
SEX MART 2010 - Shecky Schpilkus
PSYCHEDELIC SHACK - The Temptations
I LOVE LIVIN' IN THE CITY - FEAR
WORST BAND IN THE WORLD - 10CC
DOWNWARD CHRISTIAN SOLDIERS - Black Market Baby
SLUM GODDESS - The Fugs
MOTORBIKIN - Chris Spedding
THE SNAKE -Pink Fairies
ONE TRACK MIND - Johnny Thunders
SO LONG - ABBA
WE DIDNT KILL EACH OTHER (but didnt we try) - DALLAS WAYNE

The Devil's In The Details DVD

DVD MENUS - Are you totally pissed off at the opening menu? We hope so!!!
Ok fucknuts here is your DVD CHEAT SHEET!

You are Weenbag #1908

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