It is I the Dutch Hercules, Crawling From the Underground Grotto After a Too Long Hiatus.
A decade spent in my basement toy room /satanic shrine/ torture chamber for neighborhood cats/ Pilsner brewing cave/ and High grade ganga farm. On any given nite you'll find me down there guzzling my drink of choice Bombay Saphire, reefin' on Lucky Strike non-filter heaters , whilst watching Seka and Vanessa Del Rio Beta videos, poking pins in the Hank Rollins voodoo doll and drunk driving in my '59 Ford Galaxie 500.(ya there's a test track down there too!)(I'm a multi taskin' mutuhufucka!) I agree the world needs me more now than ever. Your humble servant returns like a prodigal son, bearing a gilded silver platter bearing Ten Fold Hate…I'M BACK MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!! Thought you were done with my saggy ass didn't ya? WRONG ASSFACE! My recent comeback special in Detroit May 26, 2007 sparked an inner desire to return for another go-round. Why you might ask? Hearing the throngs of cheers and jeers from the chrome dome neanderthal lunkhead contingent, lit a fire in my sack to return to the soap box to preach the gospel of musclehead aggro once more!
No this isn't another pathetic comeback from some washed up has been, trying to cash in on the next generations version of punk..Music has always a hobby for me..just a fraction of my totality, and it's time the world gets re-exposed to the Dutch Hercules in all of his infinate butt cheese!
As we work on our new platter of all my favorite cover songs from the 60's 70's and 80's entitled THE MEATMEN 'Cover The Earth' we, THE MEATMEN SHOWBAND & REVUE wanna hit some selected lucky hot spots and rage!! I'm working on some new foxy stage duds as we speak, polishing up the confetti cannons, hitting the weight machine, hanging heavy houshold objects from my genitalia..all in preperation to show you fucks from any and all age brackets, a real double barrel assault of musclehead aggro as it should be....its only fitting I skipped town on DC in '99 and came back to the birthplace of raunch & roll..Michigan..a real state filled with real people..and it is from the mitten that I begin my rock & roll rebirth... rising like an aging Phoenix..sans a few feathers , but still sportin' a major sack fulla piss n vinegar..You ready to take the Meatmen mud rocket straight up yer winkin' pink brownie cave? Sure hope so... cuz there aint no stoppin us now...the MEATMEN are cumming back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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