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WELCOME WEENBAGS AND TUNA TRENCHES !!!!

RECORD RELEASE PARTY!!!!!!!

May 17 at Smalls in Hamtramck Featuring Nice Hooves/Easy Action/Gang Green and The Meatmen

The Meatmen’s first new album of original hits in 19 years entitled, "Savage Sagas," is scheduled to be released to at long-last satisfy the sick, mean spirited, and carnal musical desires of their patient and unyielding fan base of Meatheads!

Be there as the Mighty Men of Meat premier their latest offering to Sugar-Daddy Lucifer in front of their hometown crowd! They've even brought out their good ol' pals - legendary drunk-punk icons, Gang Green, as well as local stalwarts, Easy Action and hot-blooded Detroit-based outfit, Nice Hooves

$12 in advance (plus $1 service fee), $15 Day of Show - 8pm. More on FaceBook

 

Bigger!
Bigger!

MEATMEN LATE SPRING TOUR 2014 DATES ANNOUNCED!!!!!!!

Friday May 23 Denver CO @ the Marquis Theatre
Sunday May 25 Las Vegas @ Country Saloon/Punk Rock Bowling
Tuesday May 27 Phoenix AZ @ the Yucca Tap Room
Wednesday May 28 TBA
Thursday May 29 San Diego CA @ Soda Bar w/Black Fag
Friday May 30 Los Angeles CA @ Baldwin Park American Legion w/Black Fag
Saturday May 31 Long Beach CA @ Alex’s Bar w/Black Fag
Sunday June 1 Ventura CA The Garage w/Black Fag
Monday June 2 Santa Cruz @ The Catalyst
Tuesday June 3 Sacramento CA @ The Press Club
Wednesday June 4 Oakland CA @ Eli's Mile High Club (21+)
Thursday June 5 Portland OR @ Branx w/SNFU
Friday June 6 Seattle WA @ El Corazon w/ SNFU
Saturday June 7 Spokane WA @ The Hop
Friday June 27 Chicago @ Reggies w/ Antiseen
Saturday June 28 St Louis TBA
Saturday July 26 Indianapolis Punks Dont Give A Fest Festival

 

PUNK ROCK BOWLING RETURNS!!!

Join us May 25 2104 in Las Vegas for Punk Rock Bowling!

Stephen King is a Meatmen fan!! Who Knew???

“So, our four string slinger, Mr. Danny Dirtbag is out on the road with High on Fire, Goatwhore and Lo-Pan. Fortunately the driver had to take a tinkle in the middle of Vermont, and they ran into Stephen King who quickly called out Dirtbag's hoodie and said, "We're The Meatmen and You Suck!! I own all the records!" So, they snapped a shot to say hello to Tesco!”

ANTISEEN SHOW 2013!!!!!!

We are honored to be playing ANTISEEN’s 30th Anniversary show Oct 5, 2013 at the Tremont Music Hall in Charlotte NC wsg The Hookers!

Check out our NEW Jeff Clayton 'Throbblehead' on our Merch page!!!

THE MEATMEN DE-FACEBOOK

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TESCO TWEETS

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ISBN 978-0979616389
576 stiff pages

Featuring new introductory essays by Tesco Vee, Dave Stimson, Steve Miller, Henry Rollins, Keith Morris, Peter Davis, Henry Owings, Byron Coley, Corey Rusk, John Brannon, and Ian MacKaye.

“I was inspired by how fearless and together Touch and Go were. They were really wild and extremely funny.”—Henry Rollins

“It was really one of the first times anyone outside of Washington really paid us any mind. The fact that Touch and Go took an interest in us really blew us away.”—Ian MacKaye, Minor Threat

Creem may have taught me how to piss, but Touch and Go taught me how to shit. I owe my career to that magazine.”—John Brannon, Negative Approach

IT'S OUT! ALL 576 LOUD FAST PAGES OF THE TOUCH AND GO BOOK ARRIVED AND CAN NOW BE YOURS FOR $29.95 POSTAGE PAID! ORDER NOW!

TOUCH & GO: THE COMPLETE HARDCORE PUNK ZINE 1979-1983 BY TESCO VEE, DAVE STIMSON WITH STEVE MILLER

Touch and Go fanzine was the brainchild of Tesco Vee and Dave Stimson and was launched in Lansing, Michigan, in 1979. Major fanatics of the new punk happenings in the late ’70s, TV and DS set out to chronicle, lambaste, ridicule, and heap praise on all they arbitrarily loved or hated in the music communities in the US and abroad.

In laughably minuscule press runs by today’s standards, T & G was made by guys within the Midwest scene strictly for the edification of scenesters and pals in other cities like DC, Philly, Boston, LA, SF, Chicago, et al. Inspired by magazines such as Slash and Search and Destroy and writers like Claude Bessy and Chris Desjardines, TV and DS pumped out seventeen naughty, irreverent issues together, and TV did another five solo.

Magazines like Forced Exposure and Your Flesh, among others, soon fired up Xerox machines themselves, and the rest is history. So is the legendary independent record label launched from this zine, and so are the bands covered inside: Black Flag, Minor Threat, the Misfits, Negative Approach, the Fix, the Avengers, the Necros, Discharge, Iron Cross, Youth Brigade, Faith, Die Kreuzen, Crucifix, Poison Idea—and all the other punks worth their weight in glorious black and white.


SPECIAL MEATY DEALS!

All CD's $9.99 ea. - All DVD's $11.99 ea. - All posters $9.99 ea. - New T&G and Frued was Wrong t-shirts only $12.99 ea. - POSTAGE PAID - Get them now from our Merchandise page!

NEW THROBBLEHEADS!


TESCO, GG & JEFF CLAYTON
AVAILABLE NOW

Limited edition of only 1,000. Nice resin painted figure of the Dutch Hercules to set on yer desk or dash!
This ghoulish effigy is a smaller version of the original G.G. "1991" limited edition throbblehead that quickly sold out.

 

Jeff Clayton from Antiseen Throbblehead out now!

 

 

ORDER ONLINE VIA PAYPAL ON OUR MERCH PAGE

or by sending cash, check or money order to:

The Meatmen
Box 26112
Lansing,MI 48909

THE MEATMEN 'COVER THE EARTH' IS OUT NOW!


The New CD is Officially endorsed by Biff Byford, singer from Saxon!

That's right since my side project 'Jeffrey Dahmer's Poopy Penis' didnt work out I'm releasing first new MEAT Platter in 13 fuckin years and it SHOWED UP ON MY DOORSTEP THIS MORNING!!!. (sorry no vinyl as this puppy clocks in at 1 hour and 4 minutes and double albums are fuckin pricey!)

The Meatmen 'Cover The Earth' is a rockin romp thru the last 40 years of our favorite tunes...and you are seeing the run down here for the first time...24 fuckin songs baby..since we made yall wait we wanted to give you a platter veritablyboiling over with hot , juicy, glistening MEAT! We worked long and hard to get this meat as stiff and jizz laden as it could possibly be!!!

ORDER ONLINE VIA PAYPAL ON OUR MERCH PAGE

or by sending cash, check or money order to:

The Meatmen
Box 26112
Lansing,MI 48909


you want em signed by yours truly just let me know! Thanks to all of you who pre-ordered already - Yours will be out in tomorrow's mail!

Tesco ,Big Dick, Pit Viper and Stinky Penis



Looky here at this lineup of tasty gems!

MEATMAN - Jerry Lee Lewis
BAD REPUTATION - Thin Lizzy
LONER WITH A BONER / I SLEPT IN AN ARCADE - Black Randy & The Metrosquad
I'M A BUG - The Urinals
ME 262 - Blue Oyster Cult
EPITAPH FOR A HEAD - J.D. Blackfoot
HIGHEST POWER - GG Allin
BIG BAD JOHN - Jimmy Dean
FREEWAY MAD - Saxon
SEX MACHINE - Crawling Chaos
DON'T SHAKE ME LUCIFER - Roky Erickson
VIBRATOR - Motorhead
SEX MART 2010 - Shecky Schpilkus
PSYCHEDELIC SHACK - The Temptations
I LOVE LIVIN' IN THE CITY - FEAR
WORST BAND IN THE WORLD - 10CC
DOWNWARD CHRISTIAN SOLDIERS - Black Market Baby
SLUM GODDESS - The Fugs
MOTORBIKIN - Chris Spedding
THE SNAKE -Pink Fairies
ONE TRACK MIND - Johnny Thunders
SO LONG - ABBA
WE DIDNT KILL EACH OTHER (but didnt we try) - DALLAS WAYNE

The Devil's In The Details DVD

DVD MENUS - Are you totally pissed off at the opening menu? We hope so!!!
Ok fucknuts here is your DVD CHEAT SHEET!

You are Weenbag #10630

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