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It is I the Dutch Hercules, Crawling From the Underground Grotto After a Too Long Hiatus.
A decade spent in my basement toy room /satanic shrine/ torture chamber for neighborhood cats/ Pilsner brewing cave/ and High grade ganga farm. On any given nite you'll find me down there guzzling my drink of choice Bombay Saphire, reefin' on Lucky Strike non-filter heaters , whilst watching Seka and Vanessa Del Rio Beta videos, poking pins in the Hank Rollins voodoo doll and drunk driving in my '59 Ford Galaxie 500.(ya there's a test track down there too!)(I'm a multi taskin' mutuhufucka!) I agree the world needs me more now than ever. Your humble servant returns like a prodigal son, bearing a gilded silver platter bearing Ten Fold Hate…I'M BACK MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!! Thought you were done with my saggy ass didn't ya? WRONG ASSFACE! My recent comeback special in Detroit May 26, 2007 sparked an inner desire to return for another go-round. Why you might ask? Hearing the throngs of cheers and jeers from the chrome dome neanderthal lunkhead contingent, lit a fire in my sack to return to the soap box to preach the gospel of musclehead aggro once more!
No this isn't another pathetic comeback from some washed up has been, trying to cash in on the next generations version of punk..Music has always a hobby for me..just a fraction of my totality, and it's time the world gets re-exposed to the Dutch Hercules in all of his infinate butt cheese!
As we work on our new platter of all my favorite cover songs from the 60's 70's and 80's entitled THE MEATMEN 'Cover The Earth' we, THE MEATMEN SHOWBAND & REVUE wanna hit some selected lucky hot spots and rage!! I'm working on some new foxy stage duds as we speak, polishing up the confetti cannons, hitting the weight machine, hanging heavy houshold objects from my genitalia..all in preperation to show you fucks from any and all age brackets, a real double barrel assault of musclehead aggro as it should be....its only fitting I skipped town on DC in '99 and came back to the birthplace of raunch & roll..Michigan..a real state filled with real people..and it is from the mitten that I begin my rock & roll rebirth... rising like an aging Phoenix..sans a few feathers , but still sportin' a major sack fulla piss n vinegar..You ready to take the Meatmen mud rocket straight up yer winkin' pink brownie cave? Sure hope so... cuz there aint no stoppin us now...the MEATMEN are cumming back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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RIOTFEST CHICAGO 2010
CHECK OUT THE MEATMEN AT RIOTFEST IN CHICAGO ON SUNDAY, OCTOBER 10, 2010
Double Door
(1572 N. Milwaukee Avenue, Chicago IL)
21+, Doors: 8:00pm
Negative Approach
Zero Boys
The Meatmen
Bums, Liars and Thieves
3-Day Passes & Single show tickets on sale Saturday (07/24) at noon CDT. 5-Day Passes on sale now via ticketweb
Tickets: http://www.ticketweb.com
Riot Fest site: http://riotfest.org
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ISBN 978-0979616389
576 stiff pages
Featuring new introductory essays by Tesco Vee, Dave Stimson, Steve Miller, Henry Rollins, Keith Morris, Peter Davis, Henry Owings, Byron Coley, Corey Rusk, John Brannon, and Ian MacKaye.
“I was inspired by how fearless and together Touch and Go were. They were really wild and extremely funny.”—Henry Rollins
“It was really one of the first times anyone outside of Washington really paid us any mind. The fact that Touch and Go took an interest in us really blew us away.”—Ian MacKaye, Minor Threat
“Creem may have taught me how to piss, but Touch and Go taught me how to shit. I owe my career to that magazine.”—John Brannon, Negative Approach
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IT'S OUT! ALL 576 LOUD FAST PAGES OF THE TOUCH AND GO BOOK ARRIVED AND CAN NOW BE YOURS FOR $29.95 POSTAGE PAID! ORDER NOW!
TOUCH & GO: THE COMPLETE HARDCORE PUNK ZINE 1979-1983 BY TESCO VEE, DAVE STIMSON WITH STEVE MILLER
Touch and Go fanzine was the brainchild of Tesco Vee and Dave Stimson and was launched in Lansing, Michigan, in 1979. Major fanatics of the new punk happenings in the late ’70s, TV and DS set out to chronicle, lambaste, ridicule, and heap praise on all they arbitrarily loved or hated in the music communities in the US and abroad.
In laughably minuscule press runs by today’s standards, T & G was made by guys within the Midwest scene strictly for the edification of scenesters and pals in other cities like DC, Philly, Boston, LA, SF, Chicago, et al. Inspired by magazines such as Slash and Search and Destroy and writers like Claude Bessy and Chris Desjardines, TV and DS pumped out seventeen naughty, irreverent issues together, and TV did another five solo.
Magazines like Forced Exposure and Your Flesh, among others, soon fired up Xerox machines themselves, and the rest is history. So is the legendary independent record label launched from this zine, and so are the bands covered inside: Black Flag, Minor Threat, the Misfits, Negative Approach, the Fix, the Avengers, the Necros, Discharge, Iron Cross, Youth Brigade, Faith, Die Kreuzen, Crucifix, Poison Idea—and all the other punks worth their weight in glorious black and white. |

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HOT OFF THE PRESSES!
An 8 color silkscreen of the classic TVHP album cover..this is no cheesy transfer..its a full color silkscreen on a nice Anvil Ice Grey shirt. Its taken 18 years to see this one thru and its finally done! Order Now from our Merch page! |
ON TOUR - SUMMER 2010!
The biggest, baddest, swarthiest, smelliest line up of Tesco Vee’s Hate Police...
July 16, Cleveland OH, at Now That's Class with Hellmouth and White Flag
July 17, Chicago IL, at The Abbey Pub with Fester and White Flag
July 31, Detroit MI, at St Andrews Hall with Violent Apathy, Hellmouth, Sorcen, TVHP, Negative Approach
August 14, Pekin Illinois, at the Bottoms Up
August 26, Pittsburgh PA, at the 31st St. Pub w/Hellmouth
August 27, Philadelphia PA, at The North Star Bar w/American Speedway, Hellmouth and tba
August 28, New York City, at Santos Party House w/Hellmouth, Negative Approach and tba
August 29, Rehobeth Beach DE, at the Double L Bar
August 30, Richmond VA, at Banditos Burrito Lounge
Announcing the first Meatmen show of 2010!
The band will be appearing at RIOTFEST IN CHICAGO OCT 9/10 - DETAILS COMING SOON!
September 25, Lexington KY, at Busters with Vibrolas/Loaded Nuns/Easy Action
October 22, Lansing MI, at The Loft w/Know Lyfe/Hellmouth/Easy Action
November 11, Allentown PA, Club TBA w/American Speedway and Easy Action
November 12, Providence RI, at Club Hell with American Speedway and Easy Action
November 13, New Haven CT, at Cafe Nine with Easy Action
November 20, Roseville MI, at Ghetto Rags with Godamn Gallows..end of the year party! Free Show!
IT'S OFFICIAL! JULY 31st AT ST. ANDREWS IN DETROIT... BOOK RELEASE PARTY #2...
Check out this line up... VIOLENT APATHY/SORCEN/TESCO VEE'S HATE POLICE/HELLMOUTH/ NEGATIVE APPROACH. THIS WILL BE THE SHOW OF THE SUMMER! Will feature the Touch and Go Book and The Why Be Something You're Not-History Of Detroit Hardcore. Dont Miss it Fucknuts!
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SPECIAL MEATY DEALS!
All CD's $9.99 ea. - All DVD's $11.99 ea. - All posters $9.99 ea. - New T&G and Frued was Wrong t-shirts only $12.99 ea. - POSTAGE PAID - Get them now from our Merchandise page!
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NEW THROBBLEHEADS!
TESCO, GG, MILO & THE DWARVES AVAILABLE NOW
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Limited edition of only 1,000. Nice resin painted figure of the Dutch Hercules to set on yer desk or dash! |
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Get ready for double penetration when The
Dwarves rock your world with this special
double Throbblehead.
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ORDER ONLINE VIA PAYPAL ON OUR MERCH PAGE
or by sending cash, check or money order to:
The Meatmen
Box 26112
Lansing,MI 48909 |
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Congrats Canada! You just won the gold medal in ice hockey, and no one could be prouder than Joe Shithead Keithley, the leader of legendary Canadian hardcore gods D.O.A.
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The New CD is Officially endorsed by Biff Byford, singer from Saxon! |
That's right since my side project 'Jeffrey Dahmer's Poopy Penis' didnt work out I'm releasing first new MEAT Platter in 13 fuckin years and it SHOWED UP ON MY DOORSTEP THIS MORNING!!!. (sorry no vinyl as this puppy clocks in at 1 hour and 4 minutes and double albums are fuckin pricey!)
The Meatmen 'Cover The Earth' is a rockin romp thru the last 40 years of our favorite tunes...and you are seeing the run down here for the first time...24 fuckin songs baby..since we made yall wait we wanted to give you a platter veritablyboiling over with hot , juicy, glistening MEAT! We worked long and hard to get this meat as stiff and jizz laden as it could possibly be!!!
ORDER ONLINE VIA PAYPAL ON OUR MERCH PAGE
or by sending cash, check or money order to:
The Meatmen
Box 26112
Lansing,MI 48909
you want em signed by yours truly just let me know! Thanks to all of you who pre-ordered already - Yours will be out in tomorrow's mail!
Tesco ,Big Dick, Pit Viper and Stinky Penis |
Looky here at this lineup of tasty gems!
MEATMAN - Jerry Lee Lewis
BAD REPUTATION - Thin Lizzy
LONER WITH A BONER / I SLEPT IN AN ARCADE - Black Randy & The Metrosquad
I'M A BUG - The Urinals
ME 262 - Blue Oyster Cult
EPITAPH FOR A HEAD - J.D. Blackfoot
HIGHEST POWER - GG Allin
BIG BAD JOHN - Jimmy Dean
FREEWAY MAD - Saxon
SEX MACHINE - Crawling Chaos
DON'T SHAKE ME LUCIFER - Roky Erickson
VIBRATOR - Motorhead
SEX MART 2010 - Shecky Schpilkus
PSYCHEDELIC SHACK - The Temptations
I LOVE LIVIN' IN THE CITY - FEAR
WORST BAND IN THE WORLD - 10CC
DOWNWARD CHRISTIAN SOLDIERS - Black Market Baby
SLUM GODDESS - The Fugs
MOTORBIKIN - Chris Spedding
THE SNAKE -Pink Fairies
ONE TRACK MIND - Johnny Thunders
SO LONG - ABBA
WE DIDNT KILL EACH OTHER (but didnt we try) - DALLAS WAYNE |
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The Devil's In The Details DVD
DVD MENUS - Are you totally pissed off at the opening menu? We hope so!!!
Ok fucknuts here is your DVD CHEAT SHEET!
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