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A Testimonial excerpt from Max G from his forthcoming book...

"The Meatmen were on their Rock and Roll Juggernaut tour, and their orgy of X-rated stand-up comedy and turbo-charged electro-shock punk was playing that night in a seedy dive where the bouncers were skinheads that carried around hammers and chains. If you weren't a skinhead and tried to do a stage dive, they would employ their tools against your skull. I had seen the Meatmen play twice before and there wasn't a band around that could top them. Seeing five grown men dressed as cavemen singing about "Wine, Wenches, and Wheels" destroyed anything anyone in my class was witnessing in their free time. You couldn't fuck with a six foot five former kindergarten teacher running around half naked in a basement doing Rob Halford impersonations armed with a big black rubber cock. That night's stage show was an awesome steamroller of sleaze. They had flashing signs that read "Say Yes To Drugs". Tesco Vee wore pants that had Abba bedazzled on the legs. What more could you expect from a band who was described as "Charlton Heston riding through your head in a golden chariot, with a boner"? The show was well worth getting fired over, and it ended up being the place where I met a very interesting girl."

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